Inbox -- Genessia

[fondofapples]

Regina Mills
Queen Mayor Mother
Sorceress
Fond of Plants

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(text, voice, video, action, ooc planning if necessary for Genessia only)

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Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

You're also stressed.

I can tell.

Between being mad and needing a cold shower, you used shit three times.

In one text.

Attend your vocabulary, my love. 

Kidding.

She has some connections here -- the Hatter, the Cat, and Maddie. 

I thought I would give them a chance to take her in.

But if not... 

Do you think Charlie would mind? Arya and Evie won't. 

She's... I feel responsible for her. 

It's complicated. And involves my mother.

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

doubt it

charlie minding i mean

think shed like alice

shes one of those people you cant help but like

imagination like gangbusters too

and if i wasnt stressed before i am now

i love you and no offense but fuck your mother

with a rusty sword

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

No offense taken. Just remember. I love her as much as
I hate her.

You don't recognize her. Do you? Alice, I mean. 

She's another story. There's a Disney version. Not a princess, exactly.

Wonderland ring any bells?

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

which is why im letting the sky maker handle her punishment instead of me

hes gonna be way nicer than i would

and a gentleman

so i did right by her

wonderland is that the one with the rabbit

or is that the one with the fake sky maker in the hot air balloon and the chick with the scarecrow

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

[ Neil's faith confuses her sometimes for how absolutely literal it is, but at the same time, she's coming to take comfort from the fact that he, at least, believes there will be truly just punishment for all of them in the end. ]

Wonderland is the one with the White Rabbit, yes. 

Also the Mad Hatter, the Knave of Hearts--remind me to tell you
about him later. The Red Queen, the White Queen, the Queen of Hearts. 

Queen of Hearts. Remind you of anyone? Two guesses and the first is me.
The second is my mother. She's the Queen of Hearts.

The fake Sky Maker is the Wizard of Oz. Guess who's the witch in that story.

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

the shitty sister i asked the sky maker to torture with eternal genital warts and having its a small world permanently stuck in her head

i still get two guesses if im wrong right

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

[ God, she loves him. The crudeness of it suits her bitch sister and she doesn't know the half of it yet, and it makes Regina laugh. ]

Just out of curiosity, who would your other guesses have been?

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

i was gonna guess glenda or whatever her name is

cause ive figured out that not all of these stories are the way i know them

or possibly your mom again

shes the queen of hearts

she could also be the wicked bitch of the east

and now im confused because the queen of hearts was a fucking dog

how can she be your mom when youre so beautiful it hurts to look at you

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

Glinda. She's a twat but she's a good witch.

Queen of Hearts you remember was probably also a cartoon.

Mother was beautiful as a young woman and aged well.

[ A short pause while Regina decides whether to preen or just accept the compliment, and since she's blushing into her coffee she goes with ]

Thank you, love.

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

you know you sound ridiculous for thanking me for telling the truth

next youll thank me for telling you the sun is bright and knives are sharp

but thats ok i still love you

hell i probably love you more because of it

but seriously forget the cartoon

your mom is still a dog

bet her heart is full of pus or some shit

or was since shes dead

thinking happy thoughts over here

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

Think about me, instead.

See you in a few hours.