Inbox -- Genessia

[fondofapples]

Regina Mills
Queen Mayor Mother
Sorceress
Fond of Plants

"You've reached the inbox of Regina Mills. Leave a message. If it's urgent, it's probably too late."

(text, voice, video, action, ooc planning if necessary for Genessia only)

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Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

[ That look in his eyes is just plain unfair, and it's tempting to teleport to him, straddle him, and kiss him until his jaw aches, but she's busy and there'll be plenty of time for that after the kids to go to bed.

Besides, if he has to wait, they'll both enjoy it more. And if he gets really uncomfortable, he can always take care of himself. ]

Tempted to send a shot of my cleavage. But I'm in public. You'll just have
to use your imagination.

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

its cool

i mean you have gorgeous tits but your mouth gets me way hotter so im screwed

not screwed actually which is the problem

gonna have to finish my run with a cold damn shower

because i am using my imagination

youre gonna be the death of me

or you would if i had a heart to stop anymore

love you

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

[ Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

She teared up as the barista finished her coffee and had to take it first, before carefully wipe the tears from beneath her lashes with a cocktail napkin.

It still hit her in the heart every single time he said it or texted it, and she was never expecting it, no matter how much she knew it was true.

Although she could have, there was no need to snap a selfie of it. He would know when it took her too long to respond that he'd pierced her heart. Especially when she couldn't make herself type anything else but ]

I love you, too.

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

[He knew he struck a nerve when there was a long pause before she responded, and he almost felt bad...but not really. She might be welling up or doing that thing where she just sort of smiled and stared--at her phone instead of him--but knowing what she felt made it worth it.]

love you more

or at least love you enough not to start sending you sexually explicit texts

ill just wait until we both get home and we can lock the bedroom door

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

Thanks. Since. I don't have the luxury of a cold shower
for awhile yet.

[ Because just like that, all of the teasing she'd turned on him flashed back at her. Her chest and her forearms and her cheeks flushed with prickling heat and her heart skipped with the sudden rush of desire.

It wasn't exactly conscious memory of the many, many ways they found to pleasure each other, although a few choice images flickered through her thoughts. Instead, it was more the simple awareness that if they locked the bedroom door, the pleasant flutter-ache between her thighs would swell and then be well and thoroughly satisfied.

The scrape of fabric against raised nipples brought a different sort of flush to her cheeks, and before she embarrassed herself in public, she shifted from his text to the network.

A few moments later, she texted back to him ]

If you'd told me it was Alice, I might have
let you kill him.

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

wait a sec you know alice

i can still kill him

gimme three days and cover for me with the kids

no one will ever find him

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

I said 'might'.

Yes. I know Alice. She's the one I had meat pie with the night I
wasn't hungry for dinner.

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

im an optimist

you know when im not being a pragmatist

sue me

embers balls i wish id known that

i ran into her when i was out doing errands

she was looking for dragons and shit

that kid is cute as shit

but she lives at that childrens home

i know its nice and shit but i get itchy thinking about kids there

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

You're also stressed.

I can tell.

Between being mad and needing a cold shower, you used shit three times.

In one text.

Attend your vocabulary, my love. 

Kidding.

She has some connections here -- the Hatter, the Cat, and Maddie. 

I thought I would give them a chance to take her in.

But if not... 

Do you think Charlie would mind? Arya and Evie won't. 

She's... I feel responsible for her. 

It's complicated. And involves my mother.

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

doubt it

charlie minding i mean

think shed like alice

shes one of those people you cant help but like

imagination like gangbusters too

and if i wasnt stressed before i am now

i love you and no offense but fuck your mother

with a rusty sword

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

No offense taken. Just remember. I love her as much as
I hate her.

You don't recognize her. Do you? Alice, I mean. 

She's another story. There's a Disney version. Not a princess, exactly.

Wonderland ring any bells?

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

which is why im letting the sky maker handle her punishment instead of me

hes gonna be way nicer than i would

and a gentleman

so i did right by her

wonderland is that the one with the rabbit

or is that the one with the fake sky maker in the hot air balloon and the chick with the scarecrow

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

[ Neil's faith confuses her sometimes for how absolutely literal it is, but at the same time, she's coming to take comfort from the fact that he, at least, believes there will be truly just punishment for all of them in the end. ]

Wonderland is the one with the White Rabbit, yes. 

Also the Mad Hatter, the Knave of Hearts--remind me to tell you
about him later. The Red Queen, the White Queen, the Queen of Hearts. 

Queen of Hearts. Remind you of anyone? Two guesses and the first is me.
The second is my mother. She's the Queen of Hearts.

The fake Sky Maker is the Wizard of Oz. Guess who's the witch in that story.

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

the shitty sister i asked the sky maker to torture with eternal genital warts and having its a small world permanently stuck in her head

i still get two guesses if im wrong right

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

[ God, she loves him. The crudeness of it suits her bitch sister and she doesn't know the half of it yet, and it makes Regina laugh. ]

Just out of curiosity, who would your other guesses have been?

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

i was gonna guess glenda or whatever her name is

cause ive figured out that not all of these stories are the way i know them

or possibly your mom again

shes the queen of hearts

she could also be the wicked bitch of the east

and now im confused because the queen of hearts was a fucking dog

how can she be your mom when youre so beautiful it hurts to look at you

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

Glinda. She's a twat but she's a good witch.

Queen of Hearts you remember was probably also a cartoon.

Mother was beautiful as a young woman and aged well.

[ A short pause while Regina decides whether to preen or just accept the compliment, and since she's blushing into her coffee she goes with ]

Thank you, love.

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[hellorhighwater]

you know you sound ridiculous for thanking me for telling the truth

next youll thank me for telling you the sun is bright and knives are sharp

but thats ok i still love you

hell i probably love you more because of it

but seriously forget the cartoon

your mom is still a dog

bet her heart is full of pus or some shit

or was since shes dead

thinking happy thoughts over here

Re: TEXT; afternoon of 10-13

[fondofapples]

Think about me, instead.

See you in a few hours.